Update (Wednesday @ 7:40pm PDT): The work is done! 

Just a reminder that CrochetMe.com will be unavailable intermittently today, possibly up to several hours at a time. We suggest crocheting as an alternative if you feel jittery from the forced hiatus. Things should be back to normal tomorrow, Thursday the 24th. Fingers crossed.

To keep things interesting, here's a photo:

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