Tonight I got an email that's left me doubled over laughing. I can't sleep because I keep giggling. I could send another reply to the inquirer and ask about the context, but I thought it might be a fun creative exercise to throw this open to the whole crochet community.
And so.
Rules:
I imagine just the thought of participating will be enticing enough, but I'll come up with some sort of prize. I'll arbitrarily close the contest, likely within a week.
Go.
UPDATE (2 December 2008): Aaaand the (very belatedly announced) winner is: Fraucoach [1], whose story had me laughing and laughing. Thank you, all who participated!
Links:
[1] http://crochetme.com/crocheters/fraucoach