Hold on a minute! You mean she didn't know how to crochet before she went to prison? [1] Huh. Now I can tell my friends to stop making so much fun of me.
Links:
[1] http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-0501200051jan20,1,1448356.story?coll=chi-business-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true