Inmates at a Delaware women's correctional facility (near where I once lived, in case you're interested) make sweaters for impoverished kids. Curiously, one woman is quoted:

"If I can do something for other people's children," she said, "then maybe someone will help my children when they need it now that I can't." [1]

Perhaps she should have thought of that before she landed herself in jail...

But anyway, it would seem from all of the recent coverage that more inmates than law-abiding citizens crochet. But you're a law-abiding citizen, right? Me too. Let's do something interesting so we get in the paper. Any ideas?